Gray Worm Beanie

Earthworm – Haute Composture

Finally, a beanie for those who dig deep. The Earthworm doesn’t chase trends — it creates ecosystems. No eyes? No problem. It navigates by vibes alone. This subsoil superstar turns yesterday’s rot into tomorrow’s runway. Quiet, squishy, and absolutely essential. Slip this on and strut like the nutrient-rich icon you are. Fashion is temporary. Soil health is eternal.

• 100% Turbo Acrylic
• 12″ (30 cm) in length
• Hypoallergenic 
• Unisex style
• Hand washable
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh or the Republic of Korea

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!